roxxanne-blood:

theconcealedweapon:

Youth: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].

Society: No you’re not. You’re too young to know that. You’re just going through a phase.

Adult: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].

Society: No you’re not. If you were, you would have known a long time ago.

THANK YOU

(via recordedforposterity)

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

(Source: gottsmote, via dweebscar)

zackisontumblr:

sorry mom

tag-redfield:

Today I had fun on the lighting department.

bugcthulhu:

Don’t spill the contents into the open ocean you idiot

bugcthulhu:

Don’t spill the contents into the open ocean you idiot

(Source: semensperms, via fetalpile)

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

(via ronrw12)

territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

(Source: multifandom-madnesss, via ronrw12)

"Okay, guys, here’s the plan. We already have these corpses…"
“Gotta love any plan that begins with that step."

— Our party, coming up with a plan (via outofcontextdnd)

fatimaammar:

The first animal you see is your patronus!

fatimaammar:

The first animal you see is your patronus!

(via mattormarina)

did-you-kno:

Miners in Chihuahua, Mexico discovered the Giant Crystal Cave while they were digging a new tunnel. Expecting a flood, they instead found huge crystals jutting out from the floor, which formed from the hot, mineral-rich water that filled the cave for 500,000 years.  Source

did-you-kno:

Miners in Chihuahua, Mexico discovered the Giant Crystal Cave while they were digging a new tunnel. Expecting a flood, they instead found huge crystals jutting out from the floor, which formed from the hot, mineral-rich water that filled the cave for 500,000 years. Source

(via peppermintknight)

recordedforposterity:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

ewok-gia:

Shark guns by Christopher Schulz

The weapon of choice in the skeleton war. Skeletons deeply love irony.

#Sharks don’t have bones you see

(Source: faithistorment.com)

ashlingtumbls:

La La La

ashlingtumbls:

La La La

firebendingferret:

Here it is! My Mako profile shot at NYCC :)

firebendingferret:

Here it is! My Mako profile shot at NYCC :)

(via samapitongzabala)

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

animetrashdemon:

passivefan:

passivefan:

jenniferrpovey:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts?, follow the Ultrafacts Blog

50 species of lizard and one species of snake reproduce through parthenogenesis (that’s the fancy word for producing offspring as a female without having sex).
Except.
Whiptails are stimulation ovulators. That is to say, they can’t ovulate without having sex.
So not only do they are give birth through immaculate conception, they’re ALL LESBIANS.
There are two kinds of parthenogenesis seen in reptiles. That used by whiptails and the other all female species is true cloning - the egg contains the female’s full genetic material).
Other species including komodo dragons use another form of parthenogenesis where they actually fertilize themselves, with a haploid polar body used instead of a sperm. Because of the way reptile sex chromosomes work, this form of parthenogenesis can produce males as well as females - however, the females produced have weird sex chromosomes and can only lay other females. It’s used as a backup reproductive strategy if they can’t find a mate. This works because in reptiles, unlike mammals, its the males that have two sex chromosomes the same (ZZ) and the females different (ZW). Females produced by parthenogenesis are WW - and that’s what happened to the whiptails. They lost the Z chromosome and now are all WWs.
IOW?
Reptiles are fascinating.

YOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
So that means that bit I talked about on skype about lesbian dragons being able to reproduce in LotS has a basis!

#THERE AR E LESBIAN LIZARDS HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL SAY HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT NATURAL

OMFG!

animetrashdemon:

passivefan:

passivefan:

jenniferrpovey:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts?, follow the Ultrafacts Blog

50 species of lizard and one species of snake reproduce through parthenogenesis (that’s the fancy word for producing offspring as a female without having sex).

Except.

Whiptails are stimulation ovulators. That is to say, they can’t ovulate without having sex.

So not only do they are give birth through immaculate conception, they’re ALL LESBIANS.

There are two kinds of parthenogenesis seen in reptiles. That used by whiptails and the other all female species is true cloning - the egg contains the female’s full genetic material).

Other species including komodo dragons use another form of parthenogenesis where they actually fertilize themselves, with a haploid polar body used instead of a sperm. Because of the way reptile sex chromosomes work, this form of parthenogenesis can produce males as well as females - however, the females produced have weird sex chromosomes and can only lay other females. It’s used as a backup reproductive strategy if they can’t find a mate. This works because in reptiles, unlike mammals, its the males that have two sex chromosomes the same (ZZ) and the females different (ZW). Females produced by parthenogenesis are WW - and that’s what happened to the whiptails. They lost the Z chromosome and now are all WWs.

IOW?

Reptiles are fascinating.

YOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

So that means that bit I talked about on skype about lesbian dragons being able to reproduce in LotS has a basis!

OMFG!

(via dweebscar)