awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

(via tacoell)

transmisogynykills:

"Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders"

We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher

(via nsome)

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

(via dlubes)

jjongzitao:

"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

Also, the washing that the cat does improves blood circulation which means she’s trying to get him to stand up or at least move and be alive. Plus they’re sharing body warmth.

(Source: broccoleafveins, via cantaries)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Two of the party members have been caught on an undercover mission and have been tied up for interrogation. The sorcerer is simply tied to a chair with rope, but the goliath fighter is tied up with chains anchored to the floor.

Fighter: *Intimidate check* “If you don’t let us go right now I will murder you and every single member of your little army.”

*Fails*

Interrogator: I am not afraid of you, you pathetic wretch!

Fighter: Oh yeah, six chains really screams ‘not afraid’.

momo-no-homo:

this will forever be my favorite chat im so sad i lost it

momo-no-homo:

this will forever be my favorite chat im so sad i lost it

(via ijustlikeblogginghomestuck)

Optime!

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

(Source: pidgeling)

silverwing26:

I was upset, and then delighted.

(Source: princecanary, via ronrw12)

clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

(via maedinchina)

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via kozoomekenma)

epicroll:

Found this on my Pintrest this morning. Ain’t that the truth…

-deo

epicroll:

Found this on my Pintrest this morning. Ain’t that the truth…

-deo

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

(via broadband-champion)

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.


Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

(via broadband-champion)

oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

(via mega--charizard)

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

(via the-dragons-thoughts)