do you think anime parents have a baby
and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think
she’s a main character.”
"oh shit im a tragic backstory"
a man looks over the breakfast table to see his wife feeding their young child.
he stares, horrified. laying his paper slowly on the table he whispers,
“When did you start wearing your hair like that?”
That’s why anime dads always leave. THEY KNOW.
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
My pajama bottoms are covered in dinosaurs and if you don’t think that’s the raddest thing then u can get out of my face
Thats not dinosaurs. Its a muppet character.
YES WELL DONE GREAT OBSERVATION AS YOU CAN SEE I’M NOT THE ONE WHO CREATED THE POST I WAS SHOWING OFF MY BETTER PAJAMA BOTTOMS YOU UNOBSERVANT SLUG BOOB
next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying