nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake
Two of the party members have been caught on an undercover mission and have been tied up for interrogation. The sorcerer is simply tied to a chair with rope, but the goliath fighter is tied up with chains anchored to the floor.
Fighter: *Intimidate check* “If you don’t let us go right now I will murder you and every single member of your little army.”
Interrogator: I am not afraid of you, you pathetic wretch!
Fighter: Oh yeah, six chains really screams ‘not afraid’.
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter